Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.
Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.
Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
by Keazy3 August 12, 2017
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"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."
"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"
"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"
by M and B September 28, 2013
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A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!
by Pray4rain September 29, 2011