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When something is wierdly funny.
something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!
by vilhelm II April 15, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.
Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
by Keazy3 August 12, 2017
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"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."

"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"
by M and B September 28, 2013
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Excessively black to a fault.
A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!
by Pray4rain September 29, 2011
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