One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.
I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
by AJDavie December 18, 2009
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A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.
Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"
by dontspeaklestspokento March 16, 2011
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Conkle is to cock as cankle is to ankle.
Chick 1: Shit, look at that fat chode!
Chick 2: Chode?! That’s a damn conkle girl!
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