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The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.
Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.
by Conkered November 03, 2017
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"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
by RarePoodle June 10, 2015
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