When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

In that confident and happy state.

Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.

Another word for tipsy.
"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"
by DavidWood95 October 31, 2011
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Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!
"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"
by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003
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Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.
Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!
by DynamoBri July 29, 2010
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"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
by RarePoodle June 10, 2015
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a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.
man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers
by Tommarse January 29, 2009
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