A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.
"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"
by Anarchon March 05, 2021
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Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)
Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!
by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018
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A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.
Conk, Dad. How’s it going?
by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020
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The inability to see the conk..aka remote control
She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.
by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
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The inability to see the conk..aka controller.
She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness
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A word to express joy and appreciation of a thing or action
Also, to be Conk Creet is to be solid or fully defined.
*person finishes his new shed*
person2 dam that is Conk Creet Baybee
person1 slaps knee
by yank0h May 02, 2021
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