A poo. You take a conk on the donker. The process of taking a conk is known as donking.
I need to take a conk.
by Mistleweather Handyshroom November 21, 2007
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To defecate. Take a shit.
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Man, find a toilet...I have to take a conk.
by BadMoFo June 13, 2004
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when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.
turn the lift off im gonna conk out
by devine August 19, 2003
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when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist
"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"
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to suddenly, and without warning, transition from a fully-functional state into a completely non-functional state.
"...and the next thing I knew, he had just conked out, right there in the middle of the room."
by acron^ October 30, 2009
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1) To suddenly be in a state of fully functioning to non-functioning.
1)We drank until we puked and then we all conked out.
3)I heard a pop come from the blender right before it conked out.
by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004
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British slang. Meaning

1)To suddenly stop working.

2)To suddenly lose consciousness/fall asleep
My SatNav just conked out!
Don't let her mix weed and booze or she'll throw up then conk out in the middle of the lounge
I was halfway through my twelfth Jaeger Bomb when I conked out
by GManIOM February 12, 2018
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