CONK

The noise made by a cowbell

Conk, Conk, Conk

by Donna March 16, 2004

conk

a word the 2 coolest people use but only they know the meaning but they dont know what the exact meaning is they can only use it to think what they think the meaning is.

'you're a conk'
'only conky people can do that'

by Malty Tizzy April 2, 2008

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

conk

To defecate. Take a shit.
Okie-English

Man, find a toilet...I have to take a conk.

by BadMoFo June 14, 2004

conk

A poo. You take a conk on the donker. The process of taking a conk is known as donking.

I need to take a conk.

by Mistleweather Handyshroom November 21, 2007

conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 2, 2020

conk out

when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.

turn the lift off im gonna conk out

by devine August 19, 2003