1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
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a british term for nose, usually said when someone has a huge nose. or it can mean getting hit in a semi painful way- like bonked. or it can mean to fall asleep
Look at that blokes conk!
He conked me on the head.
I conked out at about 3 am.
by holyroman April 18, 2005
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A person who plays on a controller in Fortnite
Kingofbones900 is a Conk
by Little Matthew August 13, 2018
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(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.

Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
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"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.
by MaSh92587 March 9, 2006
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A conk is a sexy ostrich
oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)
by Cotton mate March 4, 2005
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commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy
*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"
by Jenny June 25, 2003
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