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An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.
The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A slang term used for referring to the beverage Coca-Cola. Similar to Bepsi and pepsi.
"Hey, can you grab me a conk from the fridge."
by Crackonewiththeboys July 03, 2017
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Conk is when you fallook alseep/pass out
Man joanna conked out last night

"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"

Man you were so conked last night
by Rolypolyland July 18, 2017
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To smash harder than you’ve smashed before.
Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
by BADfloppydisks July 01, 2019
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A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.
''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--
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1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
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