Hey, you wanna conk tonight?
Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.
by BADfloppydisks July 01, 2019
Man joanna conked out last night
"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"
Man you were so conked last night
"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"
Man you were so conked last night
by Rolypolyland July 18, 2017
by Crackonewiththeboys July 03, 2017
An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.
by talk2me-JCH April 29, 2021
a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.
He hit his conk hard when he fell.
His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!
His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
by okipullup April 30, 2020