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Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"
(from April 29th, 2013 The Daily Show with Jon Steward) - featuring the Urban Dictionary word "Procrasturbating"
Sen. Susan Collins (R): "It's nice to know, that when we work together we really can solve problems!"
Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."
Jon: "Yeah, how nice from you - I think I have a new word for the Urban Dictionary: Congratsturbating."
by Al P Trollolol April 30, 2013
Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem
(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.
Coined by Jon Stewart
Coined by Jon Stewart
'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'
'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
by Umbeeee April 29, 2013