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Congratafuckulations - a term brought into life by a stoner, that refers to a major fuckupage and often occurs as an unfortunate but realistic epiphany.
the meaning isnt very clear but mostly you would say congratafuckulations after ie: giving someone a present containing a live grenade, giving someone aids, or after your child clearly heads down the ...wrong route of life... "you know what these people and drugs will do to your life, congratafuckulations son" some one who doenst "count their blessings" can be referred to as "congratafuckafied" and congratafuckufication often occurs in the mcdonalds 22 minute line ups.
by NKPencity November 02, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011