A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender
Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore
by badbumblebee March 09, 2010
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Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.
I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.
by Schnatz June 18, 2005
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the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.
"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"
by el_ectra May 10, 2007
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as when listening to Japanese music music, relating it to something else, and becoming confused.

dude, that's j_pop, not acid rock or heavy metal. It's confusical, I know
by Credit to Takai November 04, 2007
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What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.
Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
by Yazamin December 31, 2009
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A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"
Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"
by Tahoejunkie May 03, 2008
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