A state of mind and panic caused by calculating the bills in a shared house, often leading to falling out or legging it or ignoring them as they'll go away anyway
Helen > I'm sorry about the confusion, we've paid this amount, but really we owe this amount...

Everyone else > WTF ! Ahhh, fuck it, they'll go away...

by AT*iT September 27, 2005
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my ground state of mind.

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me when veiwing chatspeak. (I'M A WRITER!!! I CAN'T READ CHATSPEAK)

defintion of all cheerleaders and cheerleader wanna-be's
omg! he wuz totaly like (insert chatspeak here... i can't type it)

Me: *stares, blinks* huh.....?
by Isis February 22, 2005
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adj. describing something in such a manner that its comprehension is very limited.
Sally was late to the party because my directions were written confusably.
by cfmurraytime June 22, 2010
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When you're so confused on a topic that you suddenly become very confused.
There was confusation when you read the above definition, and realized you're not at a museum depriving yourself of boredom.

There was yet more confusation when you saw the picture at the bottom that had NOTHING to do with this word.

There was EVEN FURTHER confusation when you finally realized that what the hell museums have to do with confusation... confused you....
by Smith dux Wurd July 09, 2017
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A hypocritical republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.

Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
by DGarb June 05, 2019
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Finding new memes on the internet and wondering how they came to be
"I'm so confused about what this Globglogabgalab thing is. Some one please send help!!!'
by theashtonator April 04, 2018
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