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So freakin' confused and befuddled, you are unable to even distinguish between the two.
"I just subtracted five ducks from my chocolate pudding and got the Constitution of the U.S. Are ye confuddled?"
by Mouse1010 February 12, 2006
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A mix between confused and befuddled.
"I am confuddled as to the events pertaining to the space in time between the end of work and this morning."
"That answer made me confuddled"
by dragon of bad faith July 08, 2005
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Being confuddled is when your confused about being confused but u dont know wot your confused about so your completly confuddled
John: oh im so confused but i dont know wot im confused about
Paul: oh so your really confuddled not confused, now i undersatnd!
by Craig Buggins June 11, 2005
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Jen: He was going to go to Bom's house but he didn't because of the cat.
Mark: What? I'm confuddled.
by beckie__ August 14, 2006
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