Entirely too many duh-weebs click Confirm when they should Cancel. Proofreading is an alien concept to them.

"i dont need your confirmness"

Are you definitely coming next saturday? "confirmative"

"Mans be off to da club tonite. confirmed."
"Duffy be the next big thang. confirmed."

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"

"Dude, chicks are for fags."
"Confirmative, I mean really the last time i wear those shorts i got beat up."

~Scoog, are you reading me?
-Copy that Clancy , I'm reading you loud and clear
~Did you see that Bard Owl at when Fueling up?
-I believe that was a Spotted Owl
~That's Confirmative