When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams February 05, 2016
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When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.
1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.
by Demon Dickin February 05, 2016
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noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.
"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."
by dayvross August 25, 2018
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When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.
We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.
by Shotz McGillicuddy July 26, 2019
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The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 05, 2020
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The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.
OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!
by Demiurge27 June 19, 2010
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