cumming inside of a girls ass, and make her fart while looking directly into her asshole.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The act of a male ejaculating onto a females face and then immediately after, popping a confetti cannon in her face. The act is similar to covering someone in tar and then dumping feathers on them

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.