Condran, a badass last name of Irish heritage.

Very confident and happy go lucky people and absolutely essential to any parties.

DO NOT CROSS A CONDRAN

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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A guy who loves to smell feet and touch his brother, don’t go near anyone who is a Condran as he’ll touch you and the other little kiddies as well. He also thinks he can play an instrument when he really can’t, will try and take some Coca Cola off you and gets an arse in there face