When you lift your partner off the bed supporting him or her solely with a strap on dildo and perform a 360 degree twirl through the air like a condor flying over the Andean mountains.
Q: Hey bro how'd your date go last night?

A: It was magical man. I performed the iron condor on him at the exact moment of climax.
by vdawg2013 September 17, 2013
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When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.
Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!
by Aybabtu October 29, 2013
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Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.
by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009
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when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole
WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!
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An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.
The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.
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An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 27, 2011
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