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A Condor is when you are totally waisted and you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing and she's on her knees. Then you realize you're going to throw up, so you start to whistle like a bird. When she looks up with her eyes while still doing her business you blow chow on her face! That is called a Condor!
The Condor is when you drink way over your limit. You find a chick way below your normal standards to blow you because you're so shit faced she's just happy you will talk to her. She blows you, you whistle to get her to look up and you throw up on her face.
by Yettyhunter February 18, 2008
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You are all wrong. Condoring is the act of taking a tube, or small, round, inflatable raft with a hole in the middle, and you go down a swift moving river or creek. Originated by my brothers. :p
by O_o_I'm_a_Freak_o_O January 02, 2009
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Captain long dick. A tall gentleman. Expect drunk driver. Drinks anything available. Puts snowboarding over hoes. always Wears Sperry's and Patagonia vest to the bar.
by Hurricane Z January 03, 2020
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Someone who uses the internet really fast and works really fast. To the point where they are literally a blur and can achieve anything but sometimes annoy people with their excessive posting.
Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.
Hyperactivity is the main contributing factor.
That kid is cool. He’s a total condor at social media and his job at the Spotted Piglet being a bartender making very complex and unique complicated cocktails. I heard he had a mental breakdown last night though due to stress.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018