May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.
The Condor strikes again
by chestyman August 13, 2008
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A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.
by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 19, 2005
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A girl with a great body but an unattractive face, much like the California Condor, a bird with a beautiful, majestic wingspan, but a really ugly head.
by DonkeyJote August 08, 2013