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A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.
Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."
by Johnyknowhow June 20, 2015
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 19, 2006
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A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.
Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.
by kwang June 10, 2003
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