Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking
by Pussyfucker666 April 17, 2011
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by Delmar February 03, 2006
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by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
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A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
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After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.
by Gay Sebastian May 05, 2005
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Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008
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