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My ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed. When we had sex there was a condom on his dick but he couldn't make me cum.
by That'smealright July 25, 2021
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Me: Mom, Michael and I had protected sex but I wasn't satisfied.
Mom: Well, it's going to take a little bit for you two to feel comfortable.
Me: It's almost like condom on his dick but he can't do the trick.
Mom: (LOL)
Mom: Well, it's going to take a little bit for you two to feel comfortable.
Me: It's almost like condom on his dick but he can't do the trick.
Mom: (LOL)
by That'smealright July 26, 2021