The process and result of the contemporary psychology student having Pavlov's theory of classical conditioning explained to them over and over and over again.
'Whenever a lecturer uses the word Pavlov, dog, or bell, I just tune out now' 'dude- they've conditioned you to be bored about conditioning.' 'Yeah they've been meta conditioning me.'
by Mmainder November 29, 2018
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\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.
Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.
by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008
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Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.
There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.
by VinegarDude June 02, 2021
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When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
by GreekFreak757 February 09, 2011
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The act of using sexual pleasure to make one more open to sexual acts, a kind of brainwashing technique.
Isaiah used sexual conditioning on Juanita so she would be more open to a three-way.

Dude #1: She lets you do that?! Why?

Dude #2: I use sexual conditioning.
by rbones17 October 22, 2014
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despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.
Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!
by ChiBlonde May 30, 2012
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the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.
some kind of race condition
by EngHossam March 15, 2019
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