another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.
by KevinTheB November 07, 2007
A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.
Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.
by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019
by Albortross June 16, 2021
When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.
by urbanauthority007 January 23, 2011
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard October 09, 2008
Jane: I hate bullys
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 30, 2020

