Urban Dictionary: Conched

dirty conch

Smelly vagina

"oh I have a dirty conch, I'll freshen it"

by babes0987654331 February 01, 2014

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conche face

having a pussy-like face and being directively singled out by it after an epic fail.

robert shot himself in the foot. he is a conche face.

by conche face 67 April 21, 2011

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Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 02, 2011

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Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

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conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 25, 2011

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conch shell

right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo

yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it

by michael/mclovin October 24, 2007

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Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

by stryfes13 December 08, 2013

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