A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.
Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin
by Roast tut May 05, 2016
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A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
It was the craziest and grossest thing ever. She went all weeping conch on me!
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
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A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks
Stop being a Omar Conch Peña
by Snack343 August 25, 2019
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When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.
by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011
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