Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.
I was poised over the top of her and then I jammed it in her conch.
by Passdog December 07, 2008
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A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.
James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"
by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009
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A word that defines everything good in any given situation.
hey sexy you look conch!

whats conching?
That was soo conch.

Did you see that Umar guy so not Conch
by nooraa December 05, 2019
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A person that is very nosy and has a big mouth. Usually full of excuses and lies.
Luis Bonilla is named Dona Conch because he gets involved in things that have nothing to do with him.
by Luis Varo November 05, 2009
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Your penis hole.... usually associated with other sexual body parts.
Jake: "Did you hear that Bill can palm a volleyball with his conch?"

Oscar: "Dude thats crazy!! i can only palm a softball."
by WeaselWrangler December 11, 2009
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The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.
I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.
by Blipmeister December 16, 2009
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