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Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.
I was poised over the top of her and then I jammed it in her conch.
by Passdog December 07, 2008
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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the bowl-shaped part of the ear, where soundwaves are bounced into the inner ear. Commonly pierced.
"I can't believe she stretched her conch piercing to 2 ga"
by Telefina February 09, 2004
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1. Any of various tropical marine gastropod mollusks, especially of the genera Strombus and Cassis, having large, often brightly colored spiral shells and edible flesh.

2. Person born in the Florida Keys, an island chain at the southernmost tip of Florida, also referred to as the "Conch Republic" Anyone having lived in the Keys for 7 or more consecutive years may call themselves a "freshwater conch".
"You may have been around since 1975, but you'll never be a true Conch."
by Dgennero August 02, 2005
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A powerful word that when used in an explictive way could describe pain, displeasure, or hatred. Often replaces other more common sware words.
Mike-Hey dont look now but here comes Mark.
Trevor-Wow that guy is such a conch!
Mark-Hey fuck you I heard that!
Trevor-Wow you are such a conch!
Mark-Fuck you, you conch sucker!
Trevor-Ya real good why dont you go conch your self in the face!
Mark-You know I would but I already conched all over your mom last night!
Trevor-Ya real mature bring my mom into this you conch.
Mark-You know I wouldnt have to if she didnt love the conch so much
Trevor-Fuck you!
Conch!
Asswhore!
Bitchface!
Buttmunch!
Conchsucker!
Trevor-fuck you have beaten me. ***Lays down in fetal position***
by MayorMcCheese October 09, 2006
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A word that defines everything good in any given situation.
hey sexy you look conch!

whats conching?
That was soo conch.

Did you see that Umar guy so not Conch
by nooraa December 05, 2019
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