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A boy who is the biggest ass yet sweetest most amazing person you've ever met. His blue eyes will destroy your heart and his smile will make you drool. He's a funny, intelligent weirdo who has an admirable obsession over memes
P1: Wow, that guy's a weirdo but really cute and amazing
P2: Oh look it's a Conan
by ebonythenerdicorn March 18, 2016
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An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!
I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!
by cheryl123144 June 20, 2010
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a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too
man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan
by conanLM May 28, 2019
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One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman
That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.
by Steven April 06, 2004
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Quite possibly one of the gayest sounding names, up there with Bruce and Julius, but almost invariably attached to the coolest people ever.
Cases in point: Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'brien, and of course, the legendary Conan "the barbarian" of Cimmeria.

Used as an adjective or noun to describe something as excessively cool or to describe a person who is in complete control of their comic functions at all times. Usually in conjunction with an other adjective.
Noun: Olde Tymey bikes are soooo CONAN!

Wow, what you just said was completely hilarious and off the cuff. You are so totally Conan!

adj: That was a totally Conan comment you just made.
by darius sunofovich January 05, 2005
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When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"
Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.
by JubJubHero2 November 08, 2010
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An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.
"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"
by olympus September 20, 2005
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