A big lad. He always has two dogs at his side (with a gun in his pocket). He usually drives a massive lorry while reading a physics textbook at the wheel. All in all, a pretty sound dude.
Ashley “Where’s Conal?”
Daniel “Probably taking out the dogs
Ashley “Ok he’ll be back in 6 hours then”
by Jerome69420 February 04, 2021
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Extremely accident prone and a true freak of nature. Usually bears the mark of a swastika and always parkouring around random areas.
Cody: "Who's the freak here at the wedding? He just got lit on fire!"

Kam: "Oh that's just Conal."
by Hershel Orr May 23, 2013
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To be conalled is to be so drunk at pre's you pass out before you reach the first pub.
I am so conalled right now
by leicesterfacts December 06, 2016
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A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.
e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.
by conal_observer May 28, 2010
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Skinny bastard who does boxing to lose weight not to box fancies brgan leak and Gemma donelly
My names Conall skinny
by John yappp October 21, 2018
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