Term for someone who wears shorts daily, and when they intend to pass gas, allow fecal matter to erupt from their colon, out of the shorts, and onto the floor.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.