by hell0sarah(1) April 12, 2012
A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.
Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
by Foxsi! October 30, 2016
An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
by Frank August 16, 2004
\kem pyu'ter\ n : 1 one that computes; specif : an automatic electronic machine for performing calculations
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.
For def. 1 : He is a computer, if you ask a question he will compute, and answer you the best he can ; The computer will calculate for you.
For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.
For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.
For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.
For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.
For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.
For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.
by SpungyBungy October 12, 2005
by dickhead1111 June 21, 2009
a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow.
A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-Sweet!
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!
An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-alright!
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-Sweet!
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!
An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-alright!
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)
by chrissy tha blak October 13, 2007
by dollarbill3585 October 04, 2013