the square thing ur staring deep within
Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!
by mine...who me?.... no me! October 03, 2007
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Why the fuck do you need a definition of computer, it’s probably the thing your using right now! Damn boomer.
Grandpa: “What’s the definition of a computer?”
Billy: “Dear god! You don’t know what a computer is? It’s the damn thing in front of you, idiot.”
Grandpa: “ If I talked back to my grandpa like that, I would be 6 feet in a grave.”
Billy: “Ok, boomer.”
by Xx_okboomer_xX November 08, 2019
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I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.
by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008
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A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic
Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper!
Friend: Yay! now we can eat!
Computer: mwahahahaha!
Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.
by The Abbused September 27, 2006
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a giant box filled with electrical pathways and boards to release secret airborne chemicals to make us addicted to the computer frequency thus causing high electrical bills
wow. look at 10 computers! wow! look at my bill! 45 grand!
by gusto5 April 08, 2004
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(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.
Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.
by TMMI January 09, 2006
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A machine used for porn and facebook
Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)
by frankthekill July 05, 2011
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