You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!
by dollarbill3585 October 04, 2013
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A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.
I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)
by Ryan November 30, 2004
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A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.
by gothboy September 14, 2003
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Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...
by KaliKrystal February 10, 2011
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A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.
My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!
by Chronomein September 29, 2005
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