The annoying thing the teacher says when someone is talking when they happen to be explaining something.
Person 1 (whispering): Hey person 2, when is the assignment du-
Teacher: Oh! DO I HEAR SOMEONE COMPETING WITH ME?
Everybody: *sigh*
by BigFatDuck January 21, 2020
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When everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything
"Yo boys let's get rowdy tonight!" "Naah man, gotta do this assignment." "BRO WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPETIZE?"

"Yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?" "Naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day" "STOP COMPETIZING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."
by rslslsl November 28, 2015
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The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up
Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence
by SaucerPilot May 04, 2016
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Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.
Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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Being able to do things well.
Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.
by Ereck Flowers July 02, 2016
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To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.

Always compete, and never quit.
by Crazy Soccer Playa December 08, 2005
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One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."
Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"
by wordy thompkins March 01, 2008
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