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An individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. Often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. A comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. This peculiar species of human has a diet consists of Burger King and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. See Tyrant
Nerd1: Damnit! The host kicked me out of the room again
Nerd2: Sounds like a real comongoose.
by beans555 November 23, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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