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When a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. See also Eagle Scout Project.
"See that girl over there?"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"
by Berry November 25, 2003
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
2
Similar to "taking one for the team". When you get with the fat/ugly/ annoying girl so that your friend can get the cute girl .
Billy : "i heard you went out with Dave last night "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "
Joe; " the worst , i ended up doing community service "
by billy joe bob-bob October 06, 2019
3
Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
by gintonic September 11, 2008
4
Doing "Community Service" is what one is at a club/bar and a ugly chick tries to dance with you. Instead of rejecting her, you feel for her hideousness and dance with her just to be nice.
Tim-Yo Ethan, why the hell did you dance with that fat chick.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
Ethan- Ah man, I was doing some community service.
or
Ethan- Easy man, I was getting my hours in.
by DrexelWrestler January 14, 2011
5
Linking people to synonymous sites that may have been redesigned with L33t $p3AK in mind; preferrably on forums. Also, encouraging fellow forum members to do dumb things.
by .Richard April 23, 2005
6
Ayo! Today ole girl called and asked did I want to bring a friend to “Community Service” I was like shit yeah what you want me to bring she said a strong back and plenty of condoms (A lot of Women present)
Man we got there and it was females everywhere that def was the best “Community Service” I ever attended lol
by King Renzo January 31, 2021