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People who took the teachings of socialism too far, and too a point where it was so restrictive they were unable to install a democracy and had to combine the socialist system with a dictatorship.
Assorted Revolutionaries: Lets Make a Socialist state!
All: OK!
All: Oops!!!
by aSocialist October 08, 2003
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Buzz word used by conservatives to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically. Interchangable with "socialist", "Marxist," and "un-American traitor".
Anyone who votes Democrat, doesn't make love to their guns, supports gay rights, or has a triple digit IQ is a goddamned communist!
by rtv0587 November 15, 2010
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(Rare): Person who strongly believes in the Policies of Communism, such as Lenin or Marx.

(Uncommon): Some bored, computer addicted Aryan who read a 2 paragraph definition of communism, and now wants the whole world to convert to it, by saying "Peace, justice, and freedom" on the internet. An example are Liberals or Democrats.

(Common): Some 13-25 year old dude who saw a video of a parade from the Soviet Union on youtube, and now goes to school wearing a Che Shirt. Such as Sam Webb or Andres.
Communists, Rare, Uncommon or common, are all a bunch of crazy Mo- Fos.
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A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006
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1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke

And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"

Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
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