(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.
Commish isn't God; God is Commish.

Commish works 60% of the time, every time.
by CommishFan September 19, 2009
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a commission, drawn or written by a commissioner (artist or writer) for money
Hey artist, can you do me a commish of x character in waist-up?
by dean0rin0 April 07, 2020
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The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.
I got 3 grand commish for that thing.
by nebnez April 29, 2005
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The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.
~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.

~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.
by MarcosMarcos August 22, 2006
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When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.
Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..
by Lindsay M February 19, 2008
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This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.
"man K-dub is such a corrupt commish, I don't even want to try anymore".

"Yeah man, probably the most corrupt commish I know is K-dub".
by Taco714 October 21, 2019
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