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When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
by eightiesrule January 14, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018