Commander

The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.

Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.

by FischerBoom1 May 19, 2011

Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

by JKD February 24, 2003

command

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.

"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"

by bluebomber August 23, 2011

Commander

When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple

"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*

by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018

commandeer

to be designed and developed

This website was commandeered by Clip Creative.

by mcclippyclippyclipclip September 3, 2010

Commander Lexa

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

by commanderofyourheart March 24, 2015

Commander Eyebrows

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

by TheEmo April 26, 2015