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A person addicted to the intoxicating use of commas. Commaholics use more commas than necessary, when constructing a sentence. This practice can become habit-forming.
My best friend is a commaholic, but when I confront her about it, she just laughs, and then texts me a bunch of commas.
by Julieanne Sharp April 29, 2011
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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