guy 1: it's Comedy Day!
guy 2: why did the chicken cross the road
guy 1: not this one, anything but this
guy 2: to get to the other side
guy 1: you're a comedy genius

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak