Comedic Offense

When you get assaulted by a clown.

Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?

Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.

Person 1: What were they charged with?

Person 2: Comedic Offense...

by Purble! December 13, 2020

Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 07, 2022

Comedeate

When a comedic presents their comedic piece, they are comedeating. Any opportunity to gain a platform, you don't have to be a comedian, you seize the moment.

He comedeated his thoughts on trees and the audience laughed so hard they fell out of their chair.

by C.lowgreen March 01, 2023

Comedic

Pronounced comma-dick, is a one dick relationship between two people. Usually a man and a woman who is post transformation.

This is a comedic relationship, I can’t be with you if you have a dick.

by MattMatt83 May 11, 2021

Comedic

Pronounced comma-dick, is a one dick relationship between two people. Usually a man and a woman who is post transformation.

This is a comedic relationship, I can’t be with you if you have a dick.

by MattMatt83 May 11, 2021

anti-comedic

Keyan

that guy is so not fucking funny, he’s the definition of anti-comedic

by hojmason January 24, 2022