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A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 13, 2008
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

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A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
by thevomitcomit January 13, 2008
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