I come out of the grocery store,the other day I see a locksmith trying to unlock my car door at the parking lot

dude, what you doing that's my car. .

the guy looking at me confused say, what do you think i am doing? you just told me to unlock your fricking car. .

before i even respond, the guy behind me yelled n say to the locksmith

It was me that told you that whats wrong with you

and he turn to me say what do you mean this is your car? I just lock myself out this is not your car!!

dude what a combofusion

turns out that he had exact same car and it was parked a few parking space down.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

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dude whats today?

humm . . I think its Tuesday

but Yesterday wasn't Monday

Hummm . . .its Wednesday then!!

Hey both of you guys are wrong today is Friday what a combofusion