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Jim: "Hey, you seen this explorer called Columbus?"
Tom: "who the fuck is he?"
Jim: "discovered america or some shit like that"
Tom: "who the fuck is he?"
Jim: "discovered america or some shit like that"
by J03 M4MMA February 22, 2021
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The largest city in Ohio. If you haven't heard of it you are a fucking moron that has lived in a hole.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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A city in central ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.
by fatalfury March 19, 2006
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When white people act like they have discovered something that was already prevalent in a minority culture.
by ughboots October 21, 2014
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The best city in America, one of the top 20 largest too. 6th most dangerous in cities over 500,000 and 6th fattest in America. We've got the OSU Buckeyes, Tons of restaurants, And it isn't some suck-ass cow town like people say it is. We've got OSU, Nationwide Arena, Wyandot Lake, pleny of clubs. Home to some of the nicest and most opinionated people in the united states. And plus, it's not in michigan.
by Nick June 27, 2004
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A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.
Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."
Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
by Former Columbus Texan April 09, 2011